Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in hurricanesmith's LiveJournal:

Saturday, May 8th, 2004
6:33 pm	I'm not dead! Your fearless leader returns. Perhaps I shall give you a quote tonight, perhaps not. I'm at home in Armour for a week or so. If you are also in Armour, look me up. We'll hit the town! Anyway, here's some linkage to random fun from across the net: First, we have the Johnny Cash Monkey! Most of you have probably seen this already, but it's one of the saddest and strangest things I've ever seen (simultaneously). Also, we have the bananaphone! Here is a web site that lets you create [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<a [...] http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php">') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] Your fearless leader returns. Perhaps I shall give you a quote tonight, perhaps not. I'm at home in Armour for a week or so. If you are also in Armour, look me up. We'll hit the town! Anyway, here's some linkage to random fun from across the net: First, we have the <A href = "http://www.apsv04.dsl.pipex.com/desperado.swf">Johnny Cash Monkey!</A> Most of you have probably seen this already, but it's one of the saddest and strangest things I've ever seen (simultaneously). Also, we have the <A href = "http://webpages.charter.net/redemption/banana/">bananaphone!</A> Here is a web site that lets you create <A href = "http://www.ytmnd.com>annoying crap!</A> Also, I humbly present <A href = "http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php">the end of the world</A> and <A href = "http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/shining.php">classic horror movies</A> re-enacted by <A href = "http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/exorcist.php">bunnies!</A> Yes I have too much time on my hands. Look for a quote and maybe the debut of our message boards over the weekend. TV <A href = "mailto:ambiguousdog@hotmail.com">E-me.</A> (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 5th, 2004
10:37 pm	One down, 3.6 to go So anyway. . .I'll give you a quote really quickly before they try to kick me out of the building where I'm typing this. This is yet another Krista Tschetter extravaganza. If you're sick of her, know that I will soon be leaving here and her and you may never hear from her again. This gives us the sads. The quote of the day for Wednesday, May 5, 2004 is: *A brief discussion of naps.* "The way I get Mike to take a nap with me is to jump onto him and hang onto him by the neck. Then I wrap my legs around his legs. Then I throw him down onto the bed and play typewriter on his chest. Then I make him take a nap with me."--Tschetter, violent. I don't know what kind of relationship these two have, but you can ask her about it if you would like. I will see you all later, when I finally have an apartment in Milwaukee that is not run by drug lords. Todd "And doesn't the TREEEEEEEEE, write great PoeTRYYYYYYY?" VanDerWerff E-me. Look for our forums over the weekend. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 4th, 2004
9:53 pm	You're a boomerang, you'll see I'm sorry I haven't been updating recently, but my life has been a little crazy. Also, I do not have Internet access at my apartment, so I've had to scavenge computers for short bursts of time to post and such. Come Friday or so, I should be back on a normal schedule. I appreciate your patience with this situation. Also, none of you have to congratulate me for my graduation. The fact that I'm just going back for more school just shows that I haven't even begun to learn my lesson. Anyway, I got a number of wonderful quotes from the lovely and talented Krista Tschetter last evening, but I will dole them out slowly over the course of the week, in case no one else I know is ever funny again. The Quote of the Day for Tuesday, May 4, 2004 is: *A discussion of the philosophies with which a friend of mine by the name of Megan Sikkink leads her life led some of us to suggest that she begin a religion, similar to Scientology, called Sikkinkianity or Sikkinkism (vote for which is catchier!)* Todd: "Megan, what are your feelings on eternal life?" Megan: *shrugs* "Why not?" Todd: "That can be one of your 34 precepts! Eternal life? Why not!" Krista:"I think that Sikkinkism needs a kind of Purgatory where you have to sit and eat marshamallows. Only they'll be stale."--Krista Tschetter, on the after life. So there you have it. I hope you are all well. If you are not, be sure to drop me a line. Todd "For the Posers" VanDerWerff E-me. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 28th, 2004
10:44 pm	Jill's web site I just went to Jill's web site and realized how hard it is to make Bush do anything in time to the music. Just like a real politician! Seriously, have you ever tried to watch these guys clap at a political convention? Awkward! TV (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 27th, 2004
4:21 pm	Testing. . . Google. Todd Cucumber HS (1 Comment |Comment on this)